3 word story

Welcome to another babo game

This one is pretty straightforward and simple aswell, but easier ^^
Just continue the story and try relating it to babo, with 3 words per post.
No flooding or spamming (like in the prev post, just make a new topic in off topic if you want to comment, that's why it's named "OFF TOPIC")
I'll start and here goes:

There was once

...might player called...

Kill me please,

...because I love...

the way he

changes his worn

, then nath came..

and messed up

with all the..

Jugs that Dysproz...

drunk while doing

the macarini, then

some1 come and

farted in sayeds

very special area

so sayed got..

extremely and utterly

horney. So then

...he jumped into...

extreme huge flame

in which already

dropped by Homie

who was chasing

Eddy for stealing

His cookies made